Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there. (via jdvlla)

(Source: psych-facts, via seas-the--day)

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mztoxictayy:

jevers1010:

e-nomine-lux-ferous:

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

I am completely prepared for this.

Hit meh with ya best shot

Go ahead.

(Source: misterdarcy, via squidyword)

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